A Stupid Idea

I was watching Netflix yesterday and I had an idea that's both stupid and awesome at the same time and probably never gonna happen. You know what would be awesome?

If 5SOS had a talk show.

It would be sorta like "Ellen" or something except a thousand times funnier. It would probably be Ashton doing everything. Then Luke interrupts Ashton and when Ashton lets him talk, he goes "actually never mind." Then he makes derpy faces while Ashton talks more. Then Michael talks about his breakfast or something that has NOTHING to do with the topic. Then Calum says nothing. Then he says more nothing. Then everything repeats. 

When they interview people, they sit for five minutes trying to remember what they were going to ask. They also ask random questions about the person's personal life. There will be a bunch of awkward silences and it will either end in breaking out in song or Michael poking Luke and everyone goes crazy either cuz they ship Muke or that 5SOS has broke out into a stupid argument and they didn't notice because they were too busy shipping Muke. 

The background music would be like "Don't Stop" and once the song's over, Calum would get out of his seat and restart it. During that awkward silence, Luke would make faces and then when Ashton finally thought he was just a huge embarrassment, he would put his hand over Luke's mouth and start telling the story of how "if I wasn't here, I would be in a video shop..." for the thirteen billionth time, as if we didn't know the whole thing word for word.

Then they would take a "commercial break" except there would be some technical malfunction and you could see them setting up their guitars and Ash's box. Then when the commercial break with no commercials was over, they would perform something cuz that's what every talk show that doesn't have that needs.

Now that I think about it, the talk show would be a terrible GREAT idea!

Contest!!

Ok so I wanted to do one of these. Basically I'll give u the guidelines for entry. I pick my favorites and post them here. Read so u know what to do! (I might call this whole thing off if nobody enters :X)


1) Choose one of these thingies to do: (they have to be 5SOS themed or related cuz its a 5SOS blog)

   a. Edit: Make a 5SOS edit and give yourself credit somewhere. Do whatever you want. Again: GIVE YOURSELF CREDIT SOMEWHERE cuz otherwise u can just take shiz off the internet and that's against the guidelines. :(

   b. Imagine/Preference: Write an imagine or preference. Make it at least 12 sentences long. And it can be about any member or ship but include some of the other guys in it too somewhere

   c. Craft: Make a 5SOS craft. It can be a drawing or another kind of craft. Either film a vid and say either ur instagram username, G+ name, or email in it or take a pic of it with ur face next to it. (<---- so nobody takes other ppl's shiz again)


2) DM it to me on Instagram (@suns_the_limit) or email it to me (jojonatbaker@gmail.com). U can also link to ur tumblr if u have one in the entry. No twitter cuz I'm not really active on twitter :| 


3) Deadline: March 20 2015. Then I'll choose a winner for each. If too many ppl enter a certain one (which probably won't happen) I'll take it down as an option. Then u get to be featured on here if u win :) 


Hope u like this contest and I hope u enter cuz you're probably more creative than me. I can't wait to see the like 4 entries that come in!

There will be one winner for each category. So I need at least one entry in each category. You can enter twice if its in different categories.

5 Ehs Oh Ehs

*This might be rlly short

Most of the people at my school don't really like 5SOS that much. Alright, that's their loss. But all my friends will tell people about me like "Yeah, she's like OBSESSED with 5 Ehs Oh Ehs." And I'm just like, "Shut the **** up!" Not cuz they say I like 5SOS, but cuz of HOW they say it. I know it's stupid to be mad over, but is it really that hard to say "5 Sauce" instead of "5 Ehs Oh Es"? Like jeez people, LEARN! I remind them countless times the RIGHT way to say it, but no! They always forget! (God, the USA and our first-world problems!) "SOS" would be pronounced "Ehs Oh Ehs." But "5SOS" is "5 Sauce." And it makes perfect sense- Sunshine Sauce for Ash, Penguin Sauce for Luke, Pizza Sauce for Mikey, Puppy Sauce for Calum, and 5SOS for fangirls! (wtaf I sound like I'm high XD) But that's 5 sauces! And you wouldn't call the first four "sauce" and the last one "Ehs Oh Ehs"! Point proven. I hope you enjoyed this VALID, LEGIT explanation.

Outfit Guide

Ok, this took FOREVER. It is my personal pick of best outfit to wear when you're meeting each guy. I made the edits myself, and then I listed where to find these items online and their prices. OMG impossible af. But I think I did it pretty well. (Also: If you don't like some of these outfits, comment what I could have changed for my future edits!)

First things first second I guess (^^^), here are the four outfits I made.

Calum Hood:

Michael Clifford:

Luke (aka Luek) Hemmings:

Ashton Irwin:

Hope u liked them... 

Now for the hard(er) part- I'm gonna list where to find these thingies. I'll give you the link online and the price so you can go buy/assemble them yourself. I tried (and most likely failed) to make them somewhat affordable. (Note: they won't be the exact same items, but as close as I can get.) I displayed the brand name, but the link redirects you to the item itself 😃

Calum Hood: Bow- Cover Your Hair $6.99; Hoodie- Hanes $21.00; Jeans- NastyGal $44.00; Sneakers- JCPenney $69.99; Bracelet- Urban Outfitters $19.99

Michael Clifford: Shirt- Target $49.00; Skirt- Boden $39.00; Flats- Shoetopia $14.99;  Necklace- Golden Mine $14.95; Earrings- Pugster $4.59

Luke Hemmings: Shirt- eBay $7.29; Leggings- All Time Trading $3.73; Heels- Love Culture $19.95; Earrings- Etsy $4.50, Necklace- Etsy $16.50

Ashton Irwin: Top- REI (In Passion Fruit Color) $29.83; Shorts-  NastyGal $20.80; Sandals- ShoeMall $47.99; Necklace- Nordstrom $62.00; Wristbands- 24 Hour Wristbands $0.99 each

I hope this was helpful and not too expensive. Again, comment if u liked em or not! (I feel like such an accomplished person rite now!!)

Wattpad

Ok, so I've been on Wattpad a lot lately, and I thought I'd do 2 things:

1) Link to stuff on my account

2) Link to other stories

because Wattpad is officially bae. (My computer isn't recognizing Wattpad and bae as words. It is SO 2014.)

Ok, first of all, my shiz.

Click here for my profile. My username is @jojonatbaker if you wanna search me up. (Why would you tho)

I've been trying to write a new kind of fanfiction- I'm gonna call it "scripted" (you'll see why.) Click here to read it.

I've also started writing an Ashton fanfic, it's called "More." But I haven't updated in a month, and probably won't anytime soon. Click here to read it.

Next, other people's shiz.

The first story I'm recommending is by my friend @emma5sosislife. It's called "My Last Light (Calum Hood)." She said she wouldn't update anytime soon, and I'm trying to convince her to cuz it's really good. Click here to read it.

The second book is called "Let Me Just Double Check" by @Larry_Lashton. It's pretty long, and it's a Lashton fanfic. Best fanfic I have ever read, hands down. Click here to read it.

Third book is called "2:00 AM" by @travestiecandy. It's a Michael fanfic. I never finished this one, but it's really good so far. Click here to read it.

The last one is the "5SOS Sh*t" series by @calstagram. There are 3 books and the "chapters" are like 3 sentences each but I stayed up for hours reading them and trying not to laugh. First one  Second one  Third one


That's everything I have to recommend (so far). If I come across more that I like, I'll add them here cuz why not? I hope this was pretty helpful and that you either a) have a laughing fit or b) die from the feels.

(Also: If you see a story you liked on Wattpad, pls link to it in the comments!)

Live Sauce

I'm listening to LiveSOS on Spotify. At first, I'm jealous of all these ppl who were actually there and forgot to take me with them (who am I kidding, I live in Atlanta). I'm enjoying all the parts where their voice cracks seeing pretty girls in the audience. Then, Amnesia comes on. Ok, so I can understand what they're saying. But (weird reference) you know when you wake up on a Sunday morning and you slept with your hair down and you just have a giant halo of frizz? (Some ppl know what I mean, others don't) Well, that's how I felt when I heard Amnesia live a couple times. It's like, you can hear 5SOS, but you also hear the fans like a little frizz halo. They're like an octave higher and just THERE. They sound like someone just manipulated Calum's voice while he was singing into a million soft high tiny voices. They all sing along and you can understand Calum but not the fans- they sing, but since there are so many you just can't tell what they're singing, only the tune. All the little tiny soft (compared to 5SOS) fans singing together, forming a giant frizz halo around Calum and Luke.

P.S. End Up Here is amazing af ♥

So this blog thing... (a.k.a. that boring first post)

So I started a blog. A 5SOS blog. On Valentine's Day. Instead of spending quality time with my family, friends, or boyfriend (who I don't have) today. Maybe that's normal? Well this better be good.

So, Cakaelton... If you couldn't figure out, it's a

Calum

Luke

Michael

Ashton

ship because if I only choose one, I'll have to update this thing about seventeen times... daily. And my dad set up some limit thing where I only get a certain amount of computer time a day. It sucks (Calum's) dick. 

So I guess I'm supposed to sound like an insecure, distressed fangirl to run this thing. I think I'm supposed to sound desperate for attention? Well what the heck. If I can't figure out how to do basic tasks like even try to manage my life, how the hell am I supposed to manage this blog?

This was boring. My next posts will probably be legit ranting and shiz like that.


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