I was watching Netflix yesterday and I had an idea that's both stupid and awesome at the same time and probably never gonna happen. You know what would be awesome?
If 5SOS had a talk show.
It would be sorta like "Ellen" or something except a thousand times funnier. It would probably be Ashton doing everything. Then Luke interrupts Ashton and when Ashton lets him talk, he goes "actually never mind." Then he makes derpy faces while Ashton talks more. Then Michael talks about his breakfast or something that has NOTHING to do with the topic. Then Calum says nothing. Then he says more nothing. Then everything repeats.
When they interview people, they sit for five minutes trying to remember what they were going to ask. They also ask random questions about the person's personal life. There will be a bunch of awkward silences and it will either end in breaking out in song or Michael poking Luke and everyone goes crazy either cuz they ship Muke or that 5SOS has broke out into a stupid argument and they didn't notice because they were too busy shipping Muke.
The background music would be like "Don't Stop" and once the song's over, Calum would get out of his seat and restart it. During that awkward silence, Luke would make faces and then when Ashton finally thought he was just a huge embarrassment, he would put his hand over Luke's mouth and start telling the story of how "if I wasn't here, I would be in a video shop..." for the thirteen billionth time, as if we didn't know the whole thing word for word.
Then they would take a "commercial break" except there would be some technical malfunction and you could see them setting up their guitars and Ash's box. Then when the commercial break with no commercials was over, they would perform something cuz that's what every talk show that doesn't have that needs.
Now that I think about it, the talk show would be a terrible GREAT idea!
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